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 A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades.
One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch.
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South Pasadena has declared the first week of March a cuss-free week. To avoid cursing, residents are encouraged to watch the Disney channel, stay away from alcohol, and not think about their daughter's Pakistani boyfriend.
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Warm and Fuzzy, Palestinian Style
In a rare mainstream media report on the trend of loveable children's TV characters in Gaza and the West Bank exhorting children to kill and maim Jews, it seems the elusive, legendary, bloodsucking creature of Latino lore, "El Chupacabra", has been sighted, and confirmed:
TV bunny rouses Gaza kids
A man-sized talking rabbit appeared on television in Gaza [recently] to denounce Danish newspapers over cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad that offended Muslims.
The latest in a line of cartoon-inspired characters that take the message of the Hamas Islamist movement to Palestinian children, the actor in the Bugs Bunny-style outfit also railed against "Zionist filth" and Israel's control of Jerusalem.
Aha! So the Chupacabra is an Arabic rabbit, or an Arabbit.
"We will liberate al-Aqsa mosque from the Zionists' filth," said Assud, whose name means Little Lion...
Aha! So el Chupacabra is a cross between an Arabbit and a lion. Indeed, there is much scientific speculation on what kind of cross-breed the Chupacabra is -- whether it's a cross between a dog and a pig, or a rabbit and a dog, but apparently the type indigenous to the Palestinian territories is a cross between a rabbit, a lion and an Arab. Here are some varying artistic representations of chupacabras, as well as photos of some suspected chupacabras, which suck the blood of pets and livestock, much like Assud does to Jews, considered by the natives to be livestock:
Story on this find here.
At last we have solved the mystery: the terrorizing Chupacabra is Palestinian. Sorry, Puerto Rico. Back to Assud:
Though some parents are uneasy about the show's message it has proved popular with children, not only in Hamas-controlled Gaza but also in the Israeli-occupied West Bank. One girl called Rasha said she was phoning in from Bethlehem, near Jerusalem: "Who has sabotaged the world if not the Zionist plans?" she sang down the line to the studio in Gaza. Dancing and singing along, Assud the rabbit chimed in: "They have bombarded us."
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The entertainment world was shocked to learn that actor Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer more than a month ago.
I think I speak for men all over the country when I say...wow. We didn't REALLY want anything to happen to the guy; we were just sick of watching "Dirty Dancing" every weekend.
Man...I guess the law of attraction really DOES work!
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A child's birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. The women were told to 'settle it in the ball cage.'
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In NATICK, Mass, a child's birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Police said the mom of the 9-year-old birthday boy became enraged because the other woman's son was "hogging" an arcade game.
Sgt. Paul Thompson reminded Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, to behave themselves, as Santa Claus is watching them all year around. Both women were denied cake and ice cream.
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Patrick Swayze just confirmed he has pancreatic cancer. When asked how he wants to be treated by the press, Swayze seemed welcoming.
"My radiologist says for every bad-joke headline that says "nobody puts cancer in a corner," I get a free netflix!"
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