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The funniest jokes from January back in 2007:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Dec 30, 2007)
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 MIAMI (Reuters) - An Afghan detainee has died from cancer at the prison camp at the U.S. naval base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, authorities said on Sunday.
Abdul Razzak, 68, who was undergoing chemotherapy treatment for colorectal cancer, was pronounced dead by a doctor at the base on Sunday morning, the U.S. military said in a statement.
Which gives real meaning to the term, habeaus corpus
An unidentified colonel was quoted as saying said, "one down, 290 to go."
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ISLAMABAD (AFP)--Pakistan on Wednesday offered a reward for identification of two alleged suspects in the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, who were shown in a photo standing in the crowd just before she was killed.
O.J. Simpson has offered to help Musharraf find the "real killers."
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Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record by performing for 7 straight hours. The club will now change its name to the Twitch & Spaz Nervous Laughter Factory.
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Went with a friend to a place called the "New Idea" museum in New York. They consider themselves "edgy" in the art world, they even had an exhibit called "Piles of Laundry." How am I going to break it to the artist that I have that exact same exhibit in my closet?
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Marion Jones has asked a judge not to give her jail time, saying her disgrace was punishment enough. Which will set up a very convincing insanity plea. Yes, humiliation is a true substitute for jail time. Luckily for Jones, this is the same judge that ordered an armed robber to be publicly nooggied. In fairness, Jones was stripped of all of her medals. And there's no replacing those – except with the millions of dollars she got to keep.
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CLINTON, Iowa (AP) --
On New Year's Day, when many sports fans plant themselves on the couch to watch a day of college football games, the former president was stumping through the snows of Iowa for his wife....As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me...you're missing six football games today.'"
Indeed, it was the first time Clinton had been in another Clinton since making Chelsea Clinton.
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I'm only old fashioned about a couple of things. For instance, I do believe in spanking. I know it's controversial, but I believe in spanking. Not in an angry way, but in a firm and loving way. And as long as I'm drunk and tied up first, it works.
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Hillary Clinton Calls for Investigation Into Gang-Rape Allegations
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is calling for a formal government investigation into allegations that a young female American contractor was gang-raped in Iraq and then held incommunicado in a large shipping container by her American employer, KBR, then a subsidiary of Halliburton.
"These claims must be taken seriously and the U.S. government must act immediately to investigate Ms. Jones' claims," Sen. Clinton wrote in a letter...to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and Attorney General Michael Mukasey.
She added, "Rape, particularly when it doesn't involve my husband, is a heinous and inexcusable act."
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney said that he is a lifelong hunter but concedes he has mostly hunted for varmints.
So Dick Cheney is not the only Republican that shoots lawyers.
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The front runner in the Republican race for President is Mike Huckabee. We all need to start working on our HUCKLEBERRY HOUND voices.
