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The funniest jokes from September back in 2006:
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Iowa Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested for lewd conduct in a public restroom issued this statement "I am not gay, but i did try to blow a guy at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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 It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page.
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 The Depot grounds include the lovely Platt Gardens, featuring graceful pathways, a gazebo and koi pond, and a panoramic view of the Boise Front (a large undeveloped area just north of town).
“it’s a magical place really," the Senator said, "perfect for a day out with the family or for the kind of multiple, anonymous homosexual encounters of which I am so fond.”
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 Idaho Senator Larry Craig will announce his resignation this morning from the Boise Depot, the city's historic, iconic (and phallic!) train depot.
The 10:30am press conference will be held in the men's rest room, or did you guess?
Which begs the question, Senator, have you no sense of irony, at long last?
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 Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time.
Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
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LA Galaxy star David Beckham will likely miss up to six more weeks after suffering a knee injury in a recent match.
The injury would have been less severe, but Posh Spice had borrowed his knee pads that day.
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GOVERNOR RESIGNS:
HARTFORD, Conn. -- Connecticut Gov. John G. Rowland (R) announced his resignation Monday, as his three-term rule collapsed after revelations that he had accepted gifts worth tens of thousands of dollars from state contractors and top aides.
The gift that started the investigation was a hot tub given to him by a contractor who later received a no-bid government contract.
Said the Governor’s wife, “We never dreamed it would get us in such hot water.”
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I called my mom yesterday and told her I ate a burrito from a new mexican place that was kinda nasty.
She said "you call me before you put anything new in your mouth."
I called her back 1/2 an hour later and said "Mom...black cock...yes or no?"
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U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation today.
Asked if he looked forward to spending time with his family, Gonzales stated he could not recall having a family.
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Eeeeeeeeesh! Just saw the disturbing "Viva Viagra" TV commercial, and afterward all I wanted was a stiff drink. Stop all the smirking, guys: No matter what the makers of "natural male enhancements" say, an erection does not count as personal growth.
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A report earlier this year cited 45 internet café bombings in Gaza since December 1, 2006:
About 45 Internet outlets have been bombed since Dec. 1, according to figures from Gaza’s Central Police Office...“This just shows how confused these fanatics are,” said [bombed Internet Cafe owner Alaa] Al-Shawa, 27. “Even they use the Internet to circulate their statements, but they think everyone else uses it for porno.”
Imagine: There you are, just minding your own business downloading bomb recipes and beheading videos--and boom! How is a person supposed to concentrate on becoming a jihadist with these constant disruptions?
And here was a Thursday news item from Gaza:
An explosion ripped through a car east of Gaza City late Thursday, witnesses said, and hospital officials said one person was killed and another was seriously wounded...Some blasts that do not involve the military are caused by explosive devices intended for use against Israel that go off prematurely.
With all these "premature" explosions that happen to terrorists on their way to blow up Jews, does it ever cross their minds that maybe Allah is just not that into them?
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