...Jon & Kate Gosselin are putting aside their bickering and differences for the sake of their reality TV show...show has been re-tooled with minor changes and will now be known  as "Jon & Kate Plus Hate."

The 2009 Global Peace Index rated New Zealand the most peaceful nation in the world.

The United States rated a dissapointing 83rd.

I think the US should make efforts to move up the list.  This year we're 83, but if we take out New Zealand...

Next year we could be 82.

Larry King went to his doctor for a routine physical checkup.He was asked to step into the restroom and give an embalming fluid sample. 

Barack Obama has picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA Finals in six games. He's so confident, he bet the auto industry on it.

Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, today Kirstie Alley adopted "Little Debbie."

...General Mills has created a breakfast cereal especially for Muslims......try delicious new Kareem of Wheat....available in single servings or the jihad pack. 

 Kim Jong Il has chosen his 26-year-old son as the next leader of North Korea. To celebrate, North Korea put on a fireworks show. For some reason, however, the fireworks contained Plutonium and were ignited underground.

...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future. 

My dog is very high-strung.It's a chocolate meth lab. 

President Obama  recently confirmed that his campaign files were hacked. In a related story, Senator John McCain claims that somebody hacked into his Telegraph.