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...paris hilton has been banned from the moscow hyatt hotel after allegedly writing her name in permanent marker on her suite's expensive wallpaper...a spokesman for the hotel said that they were willing to overlook her writing her name if only she hadnt misspelled it four times.
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When asked what record he was going to try to break on Oprah, David Blaine replied "I'm going to hold my breath." Coincidentally, this is exactly the opposite of what people should do while waiting for his career to become interesting again.
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A new study indicates that artificial blood substitutes have led to a 30% increase in the risk of death and a nearly threefold chance of having a heart attack.
Early tests with ketchup and red wine were even deadlier.
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Discussing her new memoir, "Audition," on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Barbara Walters admitted to sometimes feeling embarrassed by her mentally retarded sister, saying: "She stuttered tewwibly."
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Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.
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A former nanny filed a sexual harassment suit against Rob Lowe's wife, alleging that she made repeated crude comments about her boyfriend's genitals - referring to them as "The Outsiders."
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 Via People.com
That’s right folks. Star of Hanna Montana and America’s favorite jailbait, Miley Cyrus, is catching up to Britney Spears damn quick. She’s not even 18 yet, and she cant stop taking semi-nude pictures and then saying she’s sorry after.
Here on the left we have a photo from a recent Vanity Fair shoot that she says she’s sorry for. On the right is a photo she took herself that leaked on the internet that she said “sorry!” about too.
As you can see, both are great additions to any pedophile’s bedroom collage/scrapbook. Many Adult Male members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints are very concerned for her well being and are considering saving her. They sincerely hope that she reads their pamphlet before getting into the passenger seat of Paris Hilton's Car.
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In the wake of the recent uproar over the racy Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus, Rosie O'Donnell defended Miley's pictures on her blog.
