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The funniest Weird jokes from this month last year:
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Did you see the headline today? "WWF: Global warming to destroy 60% of Amazon by 2030?"
I don't get it. I mean, this sort of news might be important to investment planners, but I've never even shopped there!
And when did wrestlers become scientists, anyway?
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...as far as I know, I wrote this joke...but we better check with steve knowles first, since he is the self proclaimed "authority" on who wrote what...just ask him, he'll tell you...and now the joke...
...Turned 50 recently, and i received two gifts...one was from my 15 yr old nephew, who gave me a book entitled "Your Sex Life After 50.".....192 pages.....ALL BLANK.....the other gift was from my business partner...a gift certificate good for one free visit from Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
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Amputee Beauty Pageant Crowns Miss Landmine 2008
She has beauty, brains and soon a new prosthetic leg. Agusta Urica, 31, was crowned the world's first Miss Landmine Wednesday in Luanda, Angola, beating out 17 other women who've lost limbs to landmines in this African nation still struggling with the vestiges of a 20-year civil war.
Muslim clerics around the globe denounced this infidel-style parade of flesh, and vowed that participants would be punished by amputation or explosion.
In related news, a typically overzealous pageant mom was arrested after it was discovered she cut her own daughter's foot off to qualify her for the competition.
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 Transsexual Thomas Beatie, 34, is pregnant. His wife Nancy couldn't conceive and he still had his reproductive organs so he took her place. He stopped taking his hormone injections, got his first period in 8 years, and now the baby is due July 3rd. The baby is currently a girl, but they can change that at anytime with those left over injections and a mini strap on.
I never understood sex changes. Isn't it far cheaper to be flaming gay or butch lesbian? When you're flaming or butch, you have personality! Sex changes are for boring rich kids.
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...fitness guru richard simmons has decided to undergo a sex change operation...more on this as soon as he decides which sex he wants to change to.
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