John McCain lost by a significant margin  to Barack Obama.  In fact, McCain finished third in voting behind David Archuleta. 

...president-elect barack obama has announced that he will honor george bush's accomplishments by putting his face on the $10 food stamp. 

Tax increase for people who make more than 250k.

Tax break for people who make less than 250k.

Full audit for Joe The Plumber.

Barack Obama will have a full plate when he takes office.  Not only does he have to fix the economy, he must also deal with the country's two major areas of conflict:  Iraq and the View.  

China’s government banned the sale of the long awaited new Guns N Roses  “Chinese Democracy” because it violated rules established by China's Ministry of Culture prohibiting the word "democracy" from use in the title of any work within mainland China. In a compromise move to appease Chinese censors, GNR frontman Axl Rose executed 4 Tibetan Monks and renamed the album “Chinese Brutally Oppressive, Totalitarian Regime” .

I just can't shake the feeling the only way I can make it now is in sports or entertainment. 

Oprah will be give away free Cadillacs to everyone who attends Obama's inaguration party. (This will also help the economy)

A new poll finds that 64 percent of Republicans want to see Governor Sara Palin make a run for the White House in 2012, putting them on the same page as 100 percent of Democrats, joke-writers and metaphorical glass ceiling repairmen.

She also said, she knows who won't be managing her run in 2012.

Barack Obama's Kenyan family has announced that when Obama wins, they will sacrifice bulls, chickens and goats to honor the victory.

And we thought Jimmy Carter had some embarrassing relatives.