The Tennessee Titans wiped the field with the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day.  We haven't seen a mismatch that bad since the original Thanksgiving.

...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to sign francisco rodriguez, brian fuentes, or kyra sedgewick. 

This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster.

He didn't specify whether he meant the Lion's or the city itself. 

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie.  He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.

As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news.

John Daly shot a bogey-free 62 in the final round of the Hong Kong Open.  At least that's what they told him when he woke up at Hooters.

Kerry Wood said that not pitching in Chicago next year will leave him disappointed.  Ahh, dissapointment. The true mark of a Cubs fan.

Now 2-10 Washington State beat now 0-11 Washington to win the Apple Cup. Because someone had to.

Now that Barack Obama has become the first African American president in U.S. history, we're just years away from having a white guy on the Detroit Pistons.

Shaquille O'Neal called Kobe Bryant the best player in the NBA. This was surprising, until we remembered the other meaning of the word "player."

The Chicago White Sox have invited Barack Obama to throw the first pitch on opening day. The New York Mets have invited him to join their bullpen.