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Chris Martin
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Starbucks announces two iPhone Apps

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: News  
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Starbucks announces two iPhone Apps

A word of advice: stay away from the Steve Jobs Liver Frappuccino.


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Steve Jobs - Back To Work

By: Jason Hazelwood (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2009
Category: News  
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Steve Jobs returns to work this week after undergoing liver transplant surgery.

He plans on getting to work on Apples newest project the I-Liver.  The new I-Liver will perform all the functions of the human liver will also play music and video.

The really exciting part of the new I-Liver will be the Applications written by 3rd party software developers that will allow the I-Liver to perform a limitless number of functions previously performed by other organs.


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Apple Refreshes 17-Inch MacBook Pro

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2009
Category: News  
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Apple Refreshes 17-Inch MacBook Pro

Steve Jobs announced publicly that the reason he has been losing weight lately, is because a disgruntled former employee stuck a 17-Inch MacBook Pro up his ARSE.

Doctors have been trying for the last two months to get it out even going to the extreme of using a forklift, a 250 foot high crane operator and swinging Jobs radically back and forth, and finally bungy jumping Jobs, but the the thing is stuck, and won't come out.

Picture to right shows Jobs Saying "Ouch." But, through this experience he has new ideas for future technology.

 


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Sparking iPod

By: Mike Noner (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: News  
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Sparking iPodJapan is investigating a possible defect in Apple's iPod after it shot out sparks while recharging. Not one to miss an opportunity, Steve Jobs has re-marketed the product to doctors as the iHeart pacemaker.

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Model thin laptop

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Model thin laptopApple boss Steve Jobs has unveiled the world's thinnest laptop, called the MacBook Air. Unfortunately, its also the dumbest.

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Jobs Reveals Tiny New Laptop

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Jan 16, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Apple Inc. Chief Executive Steve Jobs took the wraps off a super-slim new laptop at Macworld Tuesday.

Jobs was rushed to the ER after receiving a vicious paper cut from it during the demonstration.

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The Transformers

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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The Transformers movie pits the Autobots against the Decepticons, two high-tech alien races of super-intelligent machines that change shapes in a battle over mankind and the universe. It’s an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride that ends when both sides are made obsolete by Steve Jobs.

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Slowly but surely

By: Kyle Buis (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Microsoft's long-awaited operating system, Vista, hit store shelves Tuesday. Apple chief executive officer Steve Jobs applauded Bill Gates' company for, “finally catching up to Mac OS X. Well, at least the one that came out in 2003.”

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Jobs Dismisses Zune

By: Tim Young (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2006
Category: News  
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Microsoft

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APPLE chief executive Steve Jobs has told a magazine that he doesn't expect Microsoft's Zune media player to damage the iPod's market share.

Especially in the 2 million plus incarcerated demographic. Said Jobs, "We still have the only the only player that will fit safely and comfortably inside a prisoner's ass."











Countered a Zune spokesman, "Oh yeah, maybe you want to lean over and give a listen to my rectum sir.  And that's FM reception you're hearing down there."


 


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Cleanup in Cupertino

By: Kyle Buis (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2006
Category: News  
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Apple CEO Steve Jobs said during the unveiling of Apple's new operating system today that "Life at apple is a rollercoaster."

Really?  Now I'm wondering a) what shape the cafeteria's in and b) how much do they pay the janitors.

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