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Jason Hazelwood
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Steve Jobs - Back To Work

By: Jason Hazelwood (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2009
Category: News  
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Steve Jobs returns to work this week after undergoing liver transplant surgery.

He plans on getting to work on Apples newest project the I-Liver.  The new I-Liver will perform all the functions of the human liver will also play music and video.

The really exciting part of the new I-Liver will be the Applications written by 3rd party software developers that will allow the I-Liver to perform a limitless number of functions previously performed by other organs.


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Apple Refreshes 17-Inch MacBook Pro

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2009
Category: News  
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Apple Refreshes 17-Inch MacBook Pro

Steve Jobs announced publicly that the reason he has been losing weight lately, is because a disgruntled former employee stuck a 17-Inch MacBook Pro up his ARSE.

Doctors have been trying for the last two months to get it out even going to the extreme of using a forklift, a 250 foot high crane operator and swinging Jobs radically back and forth, and finally bungy jumping Jobs, but the the thing is stuck, and won't come out.

Picture to right shows Jobs Saying "Ouch." But, through this experience he has new ideas for future technology.

 


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Starbucks announces two iPhone Apps

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: News  
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Starbucks announces two iPhone Apps

A word of advice: stay away from the Steve Jobs Liver Frappuccino.


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