And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 

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Shaquille O'Neal is one of the NBA stars who recently complained about the new game ball that was chosen to replace the old leather one.

O'Neal also bitched about banging his head on doorways, having to buy circus tents for pants, and only being able to have sex with a gal on top.

Today Shaquille O'Neal generously let mom and kids live in one of his shoes.

Shaquille O'Neal called Kobe Bryant the best player in the NBA. This was surprising, until we remembered the other meaning of the word "player."

Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant shared a single trophy after being named co-MVPs of the NBA All-Star Game. In related news, there is now peace in the Middle East.

LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal say they both want the same thing this season: to avoid being shot by Delonte West.
 

Shaquille O'Neal reportedly wants a two-year contract. We're keeping our fingers crossed that it's not a recording contract.
 

Shaquille O'Neal recently tweeted at halftime in a game against the Wizards. His updates aren't nearly as entertaining as imagining someone with hands that big typing on a Blackberry.