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 Ahmadinejad wins in landslide

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Shaquille O'Neal
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And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 


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 Shaq Comes to Camp Trimmer

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Shaquille O'Neal
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Shaquille O'Neal plans to return to the Heat after shedding over 120 pounds of useless weight this off-season. His ex-wife.

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 Disney Breaks Animated Color-Barrier

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Disney
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In 2009 The Walt Disney Company will introduce its first black animated princess in the upcoming film “The Frog Princess”. The film will also be the first time a Disney picture has a character say, “Oh I know he didn’t cheat on me with that skank Shaquanda!”

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 Sheriff takes Shaq's badge away

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: News  
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Shaquille O'Neal
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Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

I think they should have taken his badge away for not being a cop.

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 Shaq Baby

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Oct 6, 2006
Category: Sports  
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Shaquille O'Neal
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Shaquille O'Neal is one of the NBA stars who recently complained about the new game ball that was chosen to replace the old leather one.

O'Neal also bitched about banging his head on doorways, having to buy circus tents for pants, and only being able to have sex with a gal on top.

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 Shaq Will Not Retire

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Shaquille O'Neal
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Heat center Shaquille O'Neal has indicated that he will keep playing basketball for at least two more years. The rap world is thrilled.

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 Another Shaq and Kobe joke

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Kobe Bryant
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Actually, Shaq and Kobe have a lot in common: they've each scored over 70 points in a game, their wives both gave birth in December I believe, and they're both pretty much unstoppable. The only thing that sets them apart is their genuine hatred for one another.

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 Rockets Unveil Statue

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 21, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Houston Rockets
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The Houston Rockets will unveil a monument honoring former star Hakeem Olajuwon. The statue is slightly more mobile than Shaquille O’Neal.

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 Shaq's gone, Kobe's the new leader

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Kobe Bryant
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Kobe is no longer under Shaq's shadow, but he better stay out of San Benardino because the mirages may fool him.

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 Shaq Attacks Kobe

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jun 24, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Kobe Bryant
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Shaquille O'Neal insinuated that Kobe Bryant couldn't win a championship without him in an impromptu internet rap. It's hard to say what's more disturbing, the fact that the two men are still feuding or that Shaq is rapping again.

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 Favre Retirement Still Hurts

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Brett Favre
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Wisconsin residents are still reeling from Brett Favre's retirement. The only thing worse would be if they had to go to a Bucks game. Favre replacement Aaron Rodgers called Shaquille O'Neal over the weekend. For advice on filling big shoes.

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