Today Shaquille O'Neal generously let mom and kids live in one of his shoes.

And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 

LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal say they both want the same thing this season: to avoid being shot by Delonte West.
 

Shaquille O'Neal reportedly wants a two-year contract. We're keeping our fingers crossed that it's not a recording contract.
 

Maybe if Obama sells some 125.00 shoes or makes a poster of himself slamming a ball into a net with his balls in 'Shaq's face people won't mind so much that he's telling our kids to stay in school and not be morons while in school.

In a new reality show, Shaquille O'Neal will face off against athletes in sports he doesn't play.  He got the idea after watching the Washington Nationals try their hand at baseball.

Shaquille O'Neal and his wife are divorcing after seven years of marriage. In seven years, O'Neal never hit her. Or a free throw.

Kaboom... actually the name of Billy May's first born son...

Kaboom... the name of Billy May's wife's dildo when he is out of town...

Kaboom... cuz magic stick was taken...

Kaboom... also the name of Shaq's penis....

Mighty Putty... when seamen and water just don't cut it...

Ultimate Chopper... the multiple chop your food and your coke chopper...

The Awesome Auger... when Oxi clean isn't enough now you can bury your dead...   

Shaquille O'Neal has challenged Lance Armstrong in a bike race. Shaq plans on carrying his.

Shaquille O'Neal has been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The city is hoping that he can also help Jacobs Field look less empty.

The Cleveland Cavaliers plan to save $40,000 by switching from paper Christmas cards to electronic ones. It was either that or charge Shaquille O'Neal a nickel every time he missed a free throw.