Richard Belzer reads from Barack Obama's inaugural address and George Carlin's FBI file.

A new poll finds that 64 percent of Republicans want to see Governor Sara Palin make a run for the White House in 2012, putting them on the same page as 100 percent of Democrats, joke-writers and metaphorical glass ceiling repairmen.

She also said, she knows who won't be managing her run in 2012.

Sarah Palin met with the Republican governors association yesterday. She said, "Just because we are the minority party doesnt mean we have to be the negative party." The new GOP slogan: happy happy joy joy.

Yes, it seems the Joneses are trying to keep up with the Palins.

During the long election campaign, someone in the McCain camp referred to Sarah Palin as a diva. When President Bush heard this on the news, he turned to wife Laura and blared out, "Wow, this gal's really something...I mean, living in Alaska and into the scuba thing!" 

At the just-ended 2008 Governor's Conference Sarah Palin was asked by a Canadian journalist how she would address French President, Nicolas Sarkozy. She claimed, "I don't have his address. Sorry." When further queried about how to address him in person, she replied, "Sir Sarkozy, I really  like Buckingham Palace and the piece you were last married to. You do well for yourself!"

Sarah Palin  took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy.   Palin said afterwards that she knew it was a prank call because the president of France is Napoleon Bonaparte.