...president-elect barack obama has announced that he will honor george bush's accomplishments by putting his face on the $10 food stamp. 

A new poll finds that 64 percent of Republicans want to see Governor Sara Palin make a run for the White House in 2012, putting them on the same page as 100 percent of Democrats, joke-writers and metaphorical glass ceiling repairmen.

She also said, she knows who won't be managing her run in 2012.

Sarah Palin met with the Republican governors association yesterday. She said, "Just because we are the minority party doesnt mean we have to be the negative party." The new GOP slogan: happy happy joy joy.

This is indeed good news.  Even better news--in 60 days Bush himself will be eligible to receive those unemployment benefits.

Dick Cheney's myspace page lists his mood as pirate. 

With songs like:

1. You Don't Smoke Plumbers Crack

2. Bald is Beautiful, But I'm Butt Ugly

3. 2-Hour Lunch Break, My Ass!

4. I'm Knocking On Your Back Door, Wink, Wink

5. Whip Me, Beat Me, But Don't Make Me Over Bill

6. Your Daughter's Cute, When Does She Turn 13?

7. Is That A Monkey Wrench In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me Grab Your Cock?

8. Keep Your Dog Away From My Crotch(Instrumental)

9. There's A Lein On Your Vehicle, Bitch!

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