Initial reports that Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon are separating have been confirmed by the couple's publicist. These initial reports were based on the fact that Phillippe and Witherspoon are Hollywood movie stars who have already been together over seven years.

This was actually an article about Jake Gyllenhall and Reese Witherspoon on the internet.  This was actual news with a writer and everything.  Jake and Reese Go Shopping.  You know what I say?  "Who gives a F*CK!"  If this kind of news actually makes your day or pulls you away from the reality of your mundane life, go hurt yourself with a nail gun. 

Now when Megan Fox turns lesbo and starts dating Lindsey Lohan, that's news.  Other than that nothing really matters in Hollywood.