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The movie "There Will Be Blood" received eight Academy Award nominations.
For those of you not familiar with this movie, it 's a story about the Democratic presidential campaign.
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 Al Gore, in his Presidential bid to attract young college voters, is shown farting at Berkely College.
He wants to identify with them at the personal level, and it seems to be working. First he tells them how he invented the Internet, and then he goes on to tell them that the Oscar Trophy was modeled after him, and that he actually posed for it in the nude back in college.
Then he lets out a big Fart! It seems to be working, the college kids love him. Stay tuned for more...
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 Al Gore was among the 2007 Nobel Prize winners who were invited in for a photo and some chatter with the president; Gore got the recognition for his work on global warming.
Al Gore is also a best-selling author and Academy Award winner. He will next star in his own TV show called "Three and a Half Men."
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"Vanity Fair Magazine" is canceling its annual Oscars party. They explained that having Tommy Lee Jones hanging around the other stars didn't fit their definitions of either "vanity" or "fair".
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After revealing her defunct teenage employment at Burger King (apparently unable to meet the rigorous demands of the high-skill fast food work environment), American Idol abortion/Oscar ‘winner’ Jennifer Hudson was given free BK for life so she’ll “never have to sing for food again.”
No way she’ll be able to sing with a mouthful of Whopper & onion rings. FINALLY, I get to 'Have it My Way' at Burger King.
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Cher, the Oscar, Emmy and Grammy award winner said in a statement that she will begin a three-year, 200-show engagement at Caesars Palace. First, she must finish her run at Madame Tousseau's.
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...saw a great porn movie..."In Diana Jones."....great scenery, great script, great acting....unlike any other porn movie i've ever seen....in fact its been nominated for an oscar, an emmy, and a herpe.....
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) - The Patriots are dominant once more. And still unbeaten.
Tom Brady threw four touchdown passes, shattering Steelers safety Anthony Smith's guarantee of a victory.
Smith is now predicting that the Dolphins will sweep their remaining games to be within only four games of a wildcard berth, that the New York Knicks will win the NBA championship, and if neither of those happen, he absolutely guarantees that Paris Hilton will win an Oscar.
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Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson was given an all-you-can-eat-free-for-life card by former employer Burger King after some comments she made about her old job. Unfortunately, it can be retroactive to 2001 or else the fast food chain will go out of business.
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A dead US spy satellite in a deteriorating orbit is expected to hit the Earth during the first week of March.
Actors with deteriorating careers are expected to hit the Oscars during the last week of February.
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