The Yankees plan to cut prices on some of their most expensive tickets in 2010. Fans are thrilled, since they'll get to keep one of their kidneys.

The Yankees are reportedly watching their wallet. We'd be doing the same thing if we played in the Bronx.

Andy Roddick and Serena Williams were invited to throw out ceremonial pitches for the Yankees. And start for the Mets.

The New York Yankees recently offered fans free prostate exams. The exams simulate what it's like finding a parking spot near the stadium.

Derek Jeter tied Lou Gehrig for most hits as a New York Yankee. However, Lou Gehrig never got to face the Kansas City Royals.

Alex Rodriguez may require a second surgery following the season. We're hoping it's to sew his mouth shut.
 

Yankees pitcher Chien-ming Wang is scheduled to undergo season-ending surgery on his right shoulder. As every man knows, there's nothing worse than having a useless Wang.

A 73-year-old waiter is suing the Yankees claiming he was replaced by a younger worker with a smaller salary. Strange, since the Yankees are used to paying more and getting older.

The Yankees and Blue Jays were involved in a nasty bench-clearing brawl Tuesday night.  Yankee manager Joe Girardi said it was the worse scuffle he had been involved in since last month when he attended a town hall meeting.