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Danny Dechi
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 Pope fails to score at Yankee Stadium

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Pope
112 Jokes  1 Videos

On Sunday, the Pope held Mass at New York’s Yankee Stadium, and was called “out” at 2nd base. The Pope responded: “Damn, I never make it to 2nd base.”

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 World Series Begins Tomorrow Night

By: Larry The Actuary Steinert (C)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Philadelphia Phillies
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Yeah as y'all know, the World Series gets underway tomorrow night.  And the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies are two teams that are similar in a lot of ways, really they are.  They do have one HUGE, CONTROVERSIAL, AND DISGUSTING thing separating them, though.  It's called NEW JERSEY.

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 A-Rod Out of Slump

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Alex Rodriguez
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Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.
 

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 Fehr Gets $11 Mil

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Yankees
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Donald Fehr is expected to get a compensation package worth over $11 million.  Fehr plans on using it to buy two Yankee tickets.


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 Yakees Win on Error

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Mets
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The New York Yankees beat the Angels in Game 2 of the ALCS on a massive error. The Mets are suing the Angels for copyright infringement.
 

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 The Yankees vs The Phillies?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies
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The Yankees vs The Phillies?....... sounds too disgusting to watch on so many levels!

 

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 Schilling won't run for senate

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Roger Clemens
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Curt Schilling announced he will not run for Senate.  But just in case, Roger Clemens still plans on lying to him.

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 Yankees Clinch Playoffs

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2009
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees
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The Yankees are the first major league team to clinch a playoff berth. While the Nationals were the first minor league team to be eliminated.

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 Yankees Want Bowl Game

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2009
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees
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The New York Yankees want to host a college bowl game in the stadium.  College football would be more appropriate at CitiField, because the Mets season also doesn't include the playoffs.


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 Breaking Ted Williams record batting avg w/ his frozen head?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Oct 2, 2009
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees
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The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams' severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench!

.....Damn, those Yankee fans really hold a grudge!

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 Yankees Love A-Rod

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Alex Rodriguez
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New York Yankee fans are so enamored with Alex Rodriguez post-season heroics, they're almost considering not booing him.
 

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