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New Jersey Nets forward Richard Jefferson was arrested for grabbing a man's neck. Jefferson was livid when the man mistakenly thought he played for the Knicks. Which fits, because the Knicks are used to choking.
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The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.”
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Nets center Nenad Krstic is trying to decide between playing in Russia or New Jersey. The choice is between playing in a socially backwards, culturally depraved wasteland and playing in Russia.
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 In addition to my job at the Late Show, I also work part-time for New Jersey Nets Basketball as an Entertainment Coordinator. And last night, I was working the Nets / Knicks game at the Meadowlands, and while Knicks guard Steve Francis was walking back to the locker room, a little white kid asked for an autograph, but Francis declined saying he was late for a team meeting. So the kid shouts to Francis, "You suck, Chocolate Face." Again the kid said, "You Suck, CHOCOLATE FACE" to an NBA All-Star. The kid later told me he's a big fan of Imus in the Morning.
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After playing all 82 games last season in the last year of his contract, Vince Carter of the New Jersey Nets sprained his right ankle this week and will be sidelined indefinitely. Doctors believe the injury is an aggravation of an injury Carter sustained the day after he signed a four-year guaranteed $65 million contract over the summer, a condition the doctors officially diagnosed as "lack of motivation syndrome".
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British basketball fans have bought up all the tickets for the London preseason match up between the Miami Heat and the New Jersey Nets three months before the game. American basketball fans are hoping the two teams stay there.
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