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Nets May Have Buyer

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New Jersey Nets

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A Russian billionaire is interested in buying the New Jersey Nets. Apparently he's also interested in becoming a Russian millionaire.
 


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Nets Won't Fire Coach

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.


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Brooklyn Ready For Nets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: May 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Developer Bruce Ratner says he is ready to break ground on a Brooklyn arena for the New Jersey Nets. While he's at it he might also want to take a jackhammer to the team's roster.


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Russian Buys The Nets

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov is buying the NBA’s Nets. He thankfully doesn’t plan to raise prices on tickets or refreshments. “It will remain four dollars fifty the borscht cup, perhaps seventy five additional the sour cream.”


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Nets Player Has Problem With Heart

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Nets center Josh Boone was held out of an exhibition game after experiencing a rapid heartbeat. It's the first time in history that anyone has been excited about being in New Jersey.
 


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Boozer Weighs Options

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jun 1, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Carlos Boozer is telling confidants that he's either going to the Detroit Pistons or the New Jersey Nets. Which explains why he's been so mopey.


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Nets Plan New Arena

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2009
Category: Sports  
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The New Jersey Nets recently unveiled a revamped design for their new arena in Brooklyn. The state of the art facility will have glass walls, a public plaza, and ample seating for all seven of the team's fans.
 


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Richard Jefferson Arrested

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New Jersey Nets forward Richard Jefferson was arrested for grabbing a man's neck. Jefferson was livid when the man mistakenly thought he played for the Knicks. Which fits, because the Knicks are used to choking.

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Knicks win 3 straight

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.”

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New Jersey vs. Russia

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Nets center Nenad Krstic is trying to decide between playing in Russia or New Jersey. The choice is between playing in a socially backwards, culturally depraved wasteland and playing in Russia.

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