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give me relief

By: bix brillo

Submited: Nov 17, 2008

...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to [more]

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Simms: Detroit is a Disaster!

By: Denis Donohue

Submited: Nov 9, 2008

This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster. He didn't specify whether he [more]

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McNabb Doesn't Tie

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Submited: Nov 18, 2008

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie. He thought the term "sudden death" [more]

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GM Out Of Cash

By: Kevin Fitzgerald

Submited: Nov 7, 2008

As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news. [more]

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John Daly Shoots 62

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Submited: Nov 24, 2008

John Daly shot a bogey-free 62 in the final round of the Hong Kong Open. At least that's what they told him when he woke up at [more]

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Nets May Have Buyer

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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A Russian billionaire is interested in buying the New Jersey Nets. Apparently he's also interested in becoming a Russian millionaire.

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Nets Won't Fire Coach

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

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Russian Buys The Nets

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Sports

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Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov is buying the NBA’s Nets. He thankfully doesn’t plan to raise prices on tickets or refreshments. “It will remain four dollars fifty the borscht cup, perhaps seventy five additional the sour cream.”

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Nets Plan New Arena

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2009
Category: Sports

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The New Jersey Nets recently unveiled a revamped design for their new arena in Brooklyn. The state of the art facility will have glass walls, a public plaza, and ample seating for all seven of the team's fans.

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Russian Buys Nets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Sports

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Russia's wealthiest man has struck a deal to buy the New Jersey Nets. Apparently being the wealthiest man in Russia isn't the same thing as being the smartest man in Russia.

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