Unfortunately, the USA entry had to withdrawl when Kirstie Alley's husband took two steps and broke his back.

Chocolate maker Nestle announced Monday that it will purchase weight loss product maker Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.

The large investment is an attempt to further Nestle’s health and wellness programs, as well as the latest chess move in a continuing effort by big business to ensure that Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley remains fat.

Kirstie Alley will be rewarded with yet another reality show, for 2010.  She's almost there; she weighed in today at 2007 and 3/4.

Millions of Americans simultaneously stricken with hysterical blindness.

A recent study released by the United Health Foundation concludes that, on average, Americans are 0.3% healthier than they were a year ago.

Kirstie Alley, your nation thanks you.

Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, today Kirstie Alley adopted "Little Debbie."

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (November 12) - Forty beached pilot whales were refloated by volunteers in northern New Zealand on Friday — but another 38 of the whale pod died on the sandy beach, a Department of Conservation spokeswoman said.

Investigators theorized that Kirstie Alley was just having a few of her Jenny Craig friends over for her annual bikini barbecue and a few might have had a little to much to drink.

A China university has built the world's largest earthquake simulator.  The second largest earthquake simulator is Kirstie Alley.

An hour later another Guinness record was set when the cupcake was eaten in one sitting by Kirstie Alley.

A new element dubbed Ununbium is to be added to the periodic table, that is approximately 277 times heavier than hydrogen, making it the heaviest element. Scientists estimate that Kirstie Alley is composed of 50% Ununbium.

DeGeneres was picked even though she has no formal music training.  In related news, Kirstie Alley was chosen to be a judge on  "America's Next Top Model."