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Gang accused of killing dozens to sell human fat

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

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Worried that she might be the gang's next target, police are giving 24-hour protection to Kirstie Alley. 


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Kirstie Alley adoption

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, today Kirstie Alley adopted "Little Debbie."


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China University Builds World's Largest Earthquake Simulator

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: May 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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A China university has built the world's largest earthquake simulator.  The second largest earthquake simulator is Kirstie Alley.


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The Periodic Table Finally Gets a New Element

By: Shawn Carlow (C)
Submitted: Jun 11, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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A new element dubbed Ununbium is to be added to the periodic table, that is approximately 277 times heavier than hydrogen, making it the heaviest element. Scientists estimate that Kirstie Alley is composed of 50% Ununbium.


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Argentine glacier advances despite global warming

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

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A white, frigid mass that keeps getting bigger and bigger--scientists have named the glacier Kirstie Alley.


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Panty burglar gets 9 years in prison

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

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A man has been sentenced to nine years in prison for stealing underwear from more than 20 women in a series of home break-ins going back to 2006.  The man was caught when police discovered he had used an undergarment stolen from Kirstie Alley as a car cover.


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reality TV

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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...Kirstie Alley, after blowing her diet & gaining 77 lbs, will be featured in a new prime time reality show this fall.  Join 16 contestants as they try their luck & skills on "Survivor: Kirstie Alley." 


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My Lovely Lady Lump

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jun 3, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Cameron Diaz

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Actress Cameron Diaz told magazines she wanted to have more junk in her trunk. Oh really. Call Kirstie Alley. I bet she is feeling charitable and will donate some of hers.


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Close-up Look at Black Hole Reveals Feeding Frenzy

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 28, 2009
Category: News  
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Astronomers are getting a close-up look at a cosmic eating machine: a spinning black hole that devours the mass equivalent of two Earths per hour.  Astronomers have named the black hole Kirstie Alley.


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Croatia claims world's largest pair of jeans

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 14, 2009
Category: Weird  
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The pair of jeans, the size of six tennis courts, are just slightly bigger than the previous record size worn by Kirstie Alley.


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Kirstie Alley busted

By: groggg  (M)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Kirstie Alley

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Airport Security discovered a large amount of crack under Kirsties dress during routine search.  ack!!She denied it was hers.While Kirstie was  being searched Oprah slipped by unnoticed.


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