A white, frigid mass that keeps getting bigger and bigger--scientists have named the glacier Kirstie Alley.

An hour later another Guinness record was set when the cupcake was eaten in one sitting by Kirstie Alley.

Unfortunately, the USA entry had to withdrawl when Kirstie Alley's husband took two steps and broke his back.

As a result of a friendship struck up between Kirstie Alley and Kevin Federline, there are reports of major shortages of double stuffed Oreos.

Cesar Millan, the famous Dog Whisperer, is filming a new show that will let him use his world reknown dog discipline skills on people that are in desperate need of weight loss.

His first scheduled guest will be Kirstie Alley.

Cesar Millan is the Hog Whisperer.

...Kirstie Alley, after blowing her diet & gaining 77 lbs, will be featured in a new prime time reality show this fall.  Join 16 contestants as they try their luck & skills on "Survivor: Kirstie Alley." 

A Chinese bride is hoping to enter the record books after getting married in a wedding dress with a train more than 1.2 miles long.   Meanwhile, the world record for biggest caboose still belongs to Kirstie Alley.

A Northwest Airlines jet blew five tires yesterday as it landed at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, closing a runway for a few hours.  A spokesperson for Northwest said the airline may have to be ban Kirstie Alley from all future flights. 

The tax is opposed by conservatives who think we're already taxed too much, by the soft drink industry as it would hurt sales, and by Kirstie Alley because it would force her into bankruptcy.

The skinniest house in NYC is on the market for $2.7 million. The 9.5 foot wide red brick building in Greenwich Village is billed as the 'narrowest' home in the city.. Several celebrities have expressed an interest in this slender property... except Kirstie Alley....she knows better!

The narrow house is only 9 1/2 feet wide.  That rules out any possible purchase by Kirstie Alley.