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Burt Hansen
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Keith Richards' Book

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Keith Richards

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Publishers are in a bidding war for the rights to Keith Richards’ autobiography. The memoirs will give a detailed account of everything in Richards’ life from the Rolling Stones, to his drug addiction, to getting up and urinating three times in the middle of the night.

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A Severely Brain-Damaged Woman

By: Tim Young (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2006
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A severely brain-damaged woman in an unresponsive, vegetative state showed clear signs on brain imaging tests that she was aware of herself and her surroundings, researchers reported today.

When they are done studying Jessica Simpson, the researchers plan to study Anna Nicole Smith, Keith Richards and the mysterious consciousness of Paris Hilton.


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One Day At A Time

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2008
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Actress Mackenzie Phillips has entered rehab for a tenth time. That's two more than Ozzy Osborne and only thirty-seven behind Keith Richards. 

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Keith Richards snorts his das ashes

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Apr 4, 2007
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Keith Richards was asked how often he thinks about his deceased father? His reply was "I think about dad every time I sneeze!"

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Keith Richards Admits

By: Denis Donohue (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
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Keith Richards AdmitsRock legend Keith Richards admitted in a recent interview to snorting the ashes of his cremated father mixed with cocaine.


Really, is anyone surprised?


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Keith Richards Cast in "Pirates 3"

By: Joe Calapai (C)
Submitted: Jul 11, 2006
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Keith Richards has been cast to portray Captain Jack Sparrow's (Johnny Depp) father in the third "Pirates of the Carribean" movie, in a move welcomed by everyone except the screenwriter who replied, "How the HELL do I write dialogue for someone who mumbles incoherently?" The studio added to the challenge by casting Bob Dylan as Sparrow's uncle.


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Keith Richards Snorts Father's Ashes

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Apr 4, 2007
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Keith Richards Snorts Father's AshesThat's fine Keith, just wipe him off your upper lip.

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dust storm hits phoenix

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Jul 22, 2007
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dust storm hits phoenixThere’s a massive dust storm moving through the Phoenix area, causing a huge mess.

But city officials have a plan to get rid of the dust. They’re going to line up all the dust with a gigantic credit card, and that have Keith Richards snort it up.

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Keith Richards snorted his father

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
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Keith Richards snorted his fatherKeith Richards, the 63 year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has admitted to snorting his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

This means that for a brief moment in time, papa was literally a Rolling Stone.

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Keith "The Brain" Richards

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2006
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Keith Richards underwent brain surgery on Monday to remove a blood clot. Richards is not expected to recover to full mental capacityjust to what he had before.


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