Tax increase for people who make more than 250k.

Tax break for people who make less than 250k.

Full audit for Joe The Plumber.

Richard Belzer reads from Barack Obama's inaugural address and George Carlin's FBI file.

The bad news is that Obama won. The good news? John McCain lost.

President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.  

John McCain lost by a significant margin  to Barack Obama.  In fact, McCain finished third in voting behind David Archuleta. 

With songs like:

1. You Don't Smoke Plumbers Crack

2. Bald is Beautiful, But I'm Butt Ugly

3. 2-Hour Lunch Break, My Ass!

4. I'm Knocking On Your Back Door, Wink, Wink

5. Whip Me, Beat Me, But Don't Make Me Over Bill

6. Your Daughter's Cute, When Does She Turn 13?

7. Is That A Monkey Wrench In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me Grab Your Cock?

8. Keep Your Dog Away From My Crotch(Instrumental)

9. There's A Lein On Your Vehicle, Bitch!

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Magic Johnson reportedly cried all night long after Barack Obama beat John McCain to become the country's first African-American president. Granted, he also had the same reaction after watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

An American farmer was undecided on who to vote for on November 4.  Out of complete desperation, he decided to ask his chickens, "Should I vote for John McCain or Barak Obama?'  The chickens all answered, "BARAK! BARAK! BARAK!"

Claudio from Toronto Canada