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Joe Calapai
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Bible Belt Science 101

By: Joe Calapai (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Space

277 Jokes  3 Videos

North Carolina state Senator Charles W. Albertson pushed for a climate-change panel despite the fact he is "not completely convinced" that human activity is behind Global Warming.

Later he reluctantly expressed support for NASA even though he still can't comprehend how the space shuttles can orbit a flat planet.


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Bill Lake
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Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Sheryl Crow

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Sheryl Crow Saves the EarthSheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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We Can Now be 25% Less Worried about Global Warming

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Dec 13, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Global Warming

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UN downgrades man’s impact on the climate

Mankind has had less effect on global warming than previously supposed, a United Nations report on climate change will claim next year. The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change...has reduced its overall estimate of this effect by 25 per cent.

But what’s 25% of negligible?


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Argentine glacier advances despite global warming

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

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A white, frigid mass that keeps getting bigger and bigger--scientists have named the glacier Kirstie Alley.


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Head Grows as Glaciers Shrink

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Nobel Peace Prize

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Head Grows as Glaciers ShrinkOSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".

Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”

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Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Report

By: Tim Thomson (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Anna Nicole Smith

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Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy ReportAccording to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.

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Scientists: Pollution could combat global warming

By: Jeff Caldwell (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Global Warming

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Hideous future world of gloom will be quite comfortable


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G-8 proposes to reduce the worlds temperature 2 degrees.

By: Raymond Dean (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Global Warming

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L'AQUILA, Italy – President Barack Obama joined other world leaders on Wednesday in backing new targets for battling global warming, supporting a goal of keeping the world's average temperature from rising more than 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit).  This enormous task will be accomplished by putting muzzles on the 4 hosts of "The View".


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Penguins Prefer March

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Jun 14, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Hockey

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Due to global warming,game 7 of the National Hockey League Finals was skated on thin ice. 


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Global Warming Alarmist Apology

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Dec 13, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Question: If the current “man-induced global warming” alarmists are proven beyond reasonable doubt they are wrong, when will they apologize?

Answer: When Hell freezes over.

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Seaweed Could Combat Global Warming

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 8, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Global Warming

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A group of scientists at a climate conference in Bali say they that seaweed could be a potent weapon against global warming, capable of absorbing large amounts of damaging carbon dioxide.

In response, George Bush said regardless of the potential of seaweed to absorb huge amounts of carbon dioxide, he will not approve the use of any illegal drug to combat global warming.

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