 |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Did you know?
We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star ( ) to rate.
|
Comedians, & Comedy Fans
Sign In to submit your funny
Global Warming joke or video!
|
|
The funniest jokes from this month last year:
|
Joke List: Most Recent (From All Time)
Show Me: Most Recent | Highest Rated | Most Views | Most Shared | Most Comments
From Each: Day | Week | 2 Weeks | Month | 3 Months | 6 Months | Year | All Time
 Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.
|
 Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email     | Comments (4) | Rate it:  |
Scientist Implicates Worms in Global Warming
Jim Frederickson, the research director at the Composting Association, has called for data on worms and composting to be re-examined after a German study found that worms produce greenhouse gases 290 times more potent than carbon dioxide. (Worms are being used commercially to compost organic material and is in preference to putting it into the landfill.)
So here all this time we've been trying to have a global outlook on global warming, to see the big picture, when all we needed was the worm's eye view.
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it:      |
In his first videotape since 2004, bin Laden went into a tirade against capitalism, expressed concern over global warming, criticized JFK for not stopping the Vietnam War, praised Noam Chomsky, and said that the war against the U.S. is about our foreign policy.
While analysts disagreed on whether there were any overt threats contained in the message, the tape confirms what some of us have long suspected: bin Laden is a Democrat.
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
 Former Vice President Al Gore and the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their work to raise awareness about global warming.
Hell has officially frozen (just don't tell Al)
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
 Photographer Spencer Tunick released his newest photo of 600 naked people near a Swiss glacier, hoping to spread awareness about global warming.
This photo made me aware that my fat white naked ass (along with others) would still look enormous and blindingly void of color even when juxtaposed with a gargantuan chunk of ice.
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
Making a run for the title: Most Brilliant Leonardo In History, DiCaprio has recently warned that mankind faces extinction due to global warming.
That's the bad news. The good news is, at least then we'll finally find out if we caused it!
And if we didn't, won't Leo's and Al's decomposed faces be red?
By the way, oddsmakers say DiCaprio has a good chance of winning for at least two reasons: his only competition has been dead for five centuries, and all the judges watch Entertainment Tonight.
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
Large chunks of ice, one of them reportedly about 50 pounds, fell from the sky in this northeast Iowa city, smashing through a woman's roof and tearing through nearby trees. The chunks were 300 pounds, but global warming partially melted them on the way down.
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
Newsmax.com reports:
Former Tennessee senator [Fred Thompson] compared scientists who warn about man-made climate change to those centuries ago who suppressed Galileo’s scientific findings because science -- like the “consensus” on global warming -- had already been “absolutely decided.”
"STOP IT, Fred! You're messing up the consensus! Man-made global warming is real. I move to make it unanimous!"
|
Facebook MySpace Twitter Email | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
|
|
|
Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc.
|
|
|
|
|
According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.
In his latest public video, Osama Bin Laden denounced democracy, capitalism and global warming.
