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 Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.
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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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Question: If the current “man-induced global warming” alarmists are proven beyond reasonable doubt they are wrong, when will they apologize?
Answer: When Hell freezes over.
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 Al Gore was among the 2007 Nobel Prize winners who were invited in for a photo and some chatter with the president; Gore got the recognition for his work on global warming.
Al Gore is also a best-selling author and Academy Award winner. He will next star in his own TV show called "Three and a Half Men."
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Did you see the headline today? "WWF: Global warming to destroy 60% of Amazon by 2030?"
I don't get it. I mean, this sort of news might be important to investment planners, but I've never even shopped there!
And when did wrestlers become scientists, anyway?
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A group of scientists at a climate conference in Bali say they that seaweed could be a potent weapon against global warming, capable of absorbing large amounts of damaging carbon dioxide.
In response, George Bush said regardless of the potential of seaweed to absorb huge amounts of carbon dioxide, he will not approve the use of any illegal drug to combat global warming.
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Arctic Monkeys are set to dominate this year's NME Awards - while Amy Winehouse could end up being the biggest loser.
I guess global warming is worse than I thought, and it seems Amy Winehouse can only go lower by starting a relationship with a monkey.
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Former President Bill Clinton was in Denver, Colorado, stumping for his wife yesterday.
In a long, and interesting speech, he characterized what the U.S. and other industrialized nations need to do to combat global warming this way: "We just have to slow down our economy and cut back our greenhouse gas emissions 'cause we have to save the planet for our grandchildren."
He also said we need to speed up our metabolism to fight obesity.
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 Times of London: Flying foxes have been dropping off trees and dying in droves because of the effects of climate change, researchers say. More than 30,000 of the fruit bats are estimated to have died since 1994 in heat waves associated with global warming.
Cue: weeping children.
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