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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) — Mountaineering officials say a 76-year-old Nepalese man has scaled Mount Everest to become the oldest person to climb the world's highest mountain.
When asked if he did it to promote Global Warming like the recent New York Times Building climber, he replied, "What? Are you crazy? It's freezing up there!! I did this for my ego... and I hope all this publicity get's me some nice young tail.. and maybe an invite to the playboy mansion. Oh, and I wouldn't mind being on that new 'American Gladiators' show!"
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Yesterday Barack Obama spoke to thousands of people in Germany about the need for global cooperation on terrorism. In Columbus, Ohio, John McCain, talked about the economy with local business owners at a German restaurant. Meanwhile, presidential candidate Ralph Nader spoke to a neighbor about global warming while walking his German shepherd.
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 Come visit Alaska in the dead of winter.
It's then that we're a winter wonderland.
Don't go out and catch a salmon with a fishing pole - do it the plain old Alaskan way, just like good old Mr. Kodiak Bear - catch that dog gonned fish with your teeth! Yep, get down on all fours in that cold, cold river water and snatch one the only real way!
And there's a gosh happy wildlife boots American Dream up here, too. Uncle Ike "Icicle's Log Cabin" still serves the best tuna and finch sandwich this side of Siberia.
Be it known to all - Alaska is still a remote, wonderful land of the Grizzly, the wolf, Mr. and Ms. Polar Bear (they're growing fins now due to global warming so soon they'll be sharks), the snow fox and some moose.
They're not extinct yet, already? the moose, I means....
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They're livid because John McCain sponsored bills they absolutely hate on campaign financing, immigration, and global warming, and they're even more furious that Senator McCain voted against two tax cuts.
So Republicans don't want a President McCain under any circumstances and they've threatened to vote Democrat if he's nominated. That's right, as punishment, they wanna keep him right there in the Senate.
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