Barack Obama will have a full plate when he takes office.  Not only does he have to fix the economy, he must also deal with the country's two major areas of conflict:  Iraq and the View.  

Today Bums and Beggars came out of the woodwork(and the woods) to rewrite their cardboard signs to exhibit the American spirit and take advantage of new opportunities. Their new signs read:

'I'm a candidate for change, can you spare any?'

They just nod as they walk up to you and mouth the all familiar "Yes We Can"

Oprah will be give away free Cadillacs to everyone who attends Obama's inaguration party. (This will also help the economy)

As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news.

After laying off 10 percent of it's workforce, Weather Channel officials say the extended forecast for a weak economy may force them to eliminate one week of summer. 

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Since Obama has been elected president I have relatives saying, "He's gonna kill all the babies." I hate to tell you all that we are in an economic crisis. So kill the babies. Dead babies save money

With so many people unemployed, they will have to hire people to process unemployment claims. 

Not because of the slow economy, but because "Yes I Can" was added to the application as a valid reason. 

...it's important to remember that you cannot be fired. It's called a "downsizing of workforce" or a "reduction in headcount" or "the crazy lady with the chihuahua in a tutu go bye-bye"...

My mom was telling me some of the people from my hometown are still very incensed about the election. One woman was fuming and said to my mother, “He’s (Barack Obama) is going to kill all the babies.” Killing all the babies would take a lot of time and energy. Plus don’t forget he has two beautiful children of his own. But this semi-middle American rant made me think of Barack Obama standing on the White House lawn with a fire and throwing a bunch of babies in. And then his wife saying, “Now this is the feast…..yum!” I don’t know. Dead babies are funny I suppose. Hey, I was reading a woman accidentally baked her kid because she put it in the oven and forgot about it. Sometimes you just need a cheap substitute for turkey. Hell if I know.

As a pro-choicer, I am in no way saying pro-lifers are dumb. Hell maybe I am. Because in the age of the needless Iraq conflict created by George W. Bush, our failing economy, and living children dying on the streets and being abused and uncared for they are thinking of the unborn. Who the hell cares about the unborn right now? If anything, the less kids you have the less money you will have to spend. So maybe focus on whats important. The needy wannabe person aka fetus with its issues may have to wait for next election. But of course they will be marching for life yet again as other more pressing issues take over the planet.

Personally I have always been pro-choice. I hate having a guy tell me what to do with my body. Hell I hate a man ordering me around in general. And these idiot right wingers go on and on about how an unborn child is innocent. Well an unborn child costs money as well. What if I do not have insurance let alone money to feed junior? Do you honestly want to have me bring it into the world? And then they say well adopt. That is an option too actually. I have several cousins that are adopted and are quite beautiful. But the whole thing is….is it easy to give away something you fed for nine months. Oh choices. Thank God for Roe v. Wade.

I will say this. I am writing my one woman show again. It is about my Superfoxiness. Perhaps I will talk about dead babies and how tasty they are in there….yum! Now onto more pressing issues. Love April