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In an interview today, Donald Rumsfeld continued to deny he gave the order to torture prisoners at Abu Ghraib. When asked who gave it if it not him, Rumsfeld replied, “I would never give such an order unless it came directly from the Fuhrer.”
Later, when told General Sanchez, is now refusing to say if he gave the order to torture himself, Rumsfeld said, “Don't worry, we have ways of making him talk.”
Rumsfeld was then asked why the prison guards at Abu Ghraib were not aware of the Geneva Convention. Replied Rumsfeld, “Because none of them were invited.”
And finally, holding up one of the photos of naked prisoners at Abu Ghraib, Rumsfeld said his staff had determined the photo is a fake. When asked how, said Rumsfeld: “See the tattoo on this man’s ass? It looks like Arabic but spelled backward it actually reads, "What, Me Worry?”
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Where can a nasty, crotchety, and somewhat sadistic former Secretary of Defense turn to for a career change? Donald Rumsfeld has found the perfect new career. Starting tomorrow, he will be employed as a greeter at Walmart
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