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TO Takes a TO

By: Steve Hofstetter (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Terrell Owens

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Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens is denying that his recent trip to the hospital was a suicide attempt saying he couldn’t possibly find time to kill himself when he’s too busy killing Dallas’ season.


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Terrell Owens Gets Emotional

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 13, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Terrell Owens

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Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens broke down during an emotional defense of his quarterbacks's performance following Sunday's loss to the New York Giants.

Owens is now the the favorite to win the South Carolina Democratic primary.

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Miami Dolphins New Owners

By: Ken Newton (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Miami Dolphins

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Miami Dolphins New Owners

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 


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Dallas Cowboys

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 15, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Dallas Cowboys

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Inspired by the Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday to the New York Giants, the rock group Barenaked Ladies announced today that they are changing the name and lyrics of their song “Be my Yoko Ono” to “Be my Jessica Simpson.”

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Making a run for it.

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2008
Category: Sports  
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The beleaguered starlet and her Dallas Cowboys squeeze hopped a private jet to Los Cabos, Mexico, late last week with her ever-present parents, to get oodles of sun. Unfortunately, someone finally told Romo that the goal line isn't down there either.

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Cowboys worth 1.6 billion

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Pacman Jones

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Forbes Magazine says the Dallas Cowboys are worth $1.6 billion. Which they'll probably need for Pacman Jones' bail money.


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Bills to Stop Bothering Jesus with Prayers

By: Dave Houston (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Bills to Stop Bothering Jesus with PrayersThe Dallas Cowboys defeated the Buffalo Bills 25-24 on Monday night, thanks to a last-second field goal by kicker Nick Folk, in a game that the Bills seemed to have all but won up to that point.

Folk heaped praise on Satan for the win. "We couldn't have done it without him!"

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tony's "trial period"

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 30, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Tony Romo

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...dallas cowboy quarterback tony romo says his relationship with jessica simpson is in a "trial period."...That means that after 45 days, if tony isnt completely satisfied, he can return the unused portion of jessica for a full refund.

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Adam "Pacman" Jones

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Pacman Jones

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Tennessee Titan Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for 1 year by the NFL for his involvement in a fight and shooting at a Vegas strip club.

Looks like the "white" dots are biting back at this Pacman.

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Naked girls plough fields in India for rain

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Pacman Jones

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Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.  If that doesn't work, the farmers plan to bring over Pacman Jones to make it rain. 


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keeping up with the jones

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Pacman Jones

33 Jokes

...adam jones, part time thug, part time football player, has announced that he is giving up the nicname "pacman."...jones says he has grown a lot recently and the name no longer reflects who he is.....he now wants to be known as Grand Theft Auto 4 Jones.

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