Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.

Michael Vick, former NFL superstar, was recently released from prison after serving 2 years for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. (As opposed to a legal dog-fighting ring. ‘Cause those are sweeeeeeet!)

The big question now is whether Michael Vick should be allowed back in the NFL? Animal lovers say no. Others feel he deserves a second chance. Personally, I think the whole argument is pointless. Of course Vick will play football again. The NFL is famous for harboring criminals. There’s Ray Lewis, PacMan Jones, Plaxico Burress…the Bengals’ entire roster. Why not just call it what it is? –The National Felons League.

Speaking of which, I heard the Dallas Cowboys tried to draft Osama bin Laden. They figured: “Fuck it! He’s 6’4” and no one can catch him!” 

Jessica Simpson will launch her second fragrance, "Fancy Love," which is inspired by her boyfriend -- quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys -- Tony Romo. It smells like Tony Romo, yes.

The new perfume is described as smelling like jasmine, rose, jock itch, Bengay, and the Dallas Cheerleaders. 

The Cowboys managed to beat the Packers 27-16 for their very first win at Lambeau Field. You know something has gone horribly awry when Hell is frozen over and Lambeau Field isn't.

Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck revealed that he played eight games with broken fingers. Even sadder are the three games Tony Romo played with a broken heart.

Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth kicked Dallas Cowboy center Andre Gurode in the face.

Football's back!

A 1,000 lb. chainsaw carving of former Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas is missing one day after it was unveiled. But it still has more catches than Terrell Owens.

A new poll has confirmed that the Dallas Cowboys are still America's favorite football team. Of course, this is the same America that watches "Rock of Love Bus."