Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.  If that doesn't work, the farmers plan to bring over Pacman Jones to make it rain. 

Michael Vick, former NFL superstar, was recently released from prison after serving 2 years for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. (As opposed to a legal dog-fighting ring. ‘Cause those are sweeeeeeet!)

The big question now is whether Michael Vick should be allowed back in the NFL? Animal lovers say no. Others feel he deserves a second chance. Personally, I think the whole argument is pointless. Of course Vick will play football again. The NFL is famous for harboring criminals. There’s Ray Lewis, PacMan Jones, Plaxico Burress…the Bengals’ entire roster. Why not just call it what it is? –The National Felons League.

Speaking of which, I heard the Dallas Cowboys tried to draft Osama bin Laden. They figured: “Fuck it! He’s 6’4” and no one can catch him!” 

Jessica Simpson will launch her second fragrance, "Fancy Love," which is inspired by her boyfriend -- quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys -- Tony Romo. It smells like Tony Romo, yes.

The new perfume is described as smelling like jasmine, rose, jock itch, Bengay, and the Dallas Cheerleaders. 

Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 

Terrell Owens practiced with the Buffalo Bills for the first time. Owens is confident, in good health, and right on schedule for his June meltdown.

Tony Romo was recently spotted leaving a steakhouse in Dallas carrying a bottle of 21-year-old single malt Scotch. We hope the Scotch has aged better than Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson plans to release a new fragrance inspired by Tony Romo. It's called, "disappointment."

The Baltimore Ravens gave Terrell Suggs the most lucrative contract ever for a linebacker. Ray Lewis said he'd even more proud of Suggs if he did all that AND watched his friends kill somebody.