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Dakota Fanning rape scene

By: Jennifer Dziura (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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The movie Hounddog is drawing criticism for a child rape scene involving twelve-year old actress Dakota Fanning. Upon seeing all the free publicity this got for the film, other movie productions have announced the inclusion of child rape scenes, including Garfield, that Eddie Murphy thing with the fat suit, and the Rocky Balboa DVD release deleted scenes.

 


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Bitter Clown Rains on Little Girl's Parade

By: Judd Franklin (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2006
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Child film star Dakota Fanning is not as talented as many of her peers, a source close to the 12 year old reports.  The source, who wished to remain anonymous, was Shawn Lugoire, Ms. Manning's jilted former movement instructor and currently a circus clown with Ringling Brothers going by the stage name "Blinky."


"One can easily see why someone with Mr. Lugoire's flabby resume and depressing track record would want to poo-poo those who succeed where he  has failed," noted a statement from child star advocate Sibley Martin. "But to do so to a little girl is just sick and Mr. Lugoire deserves all the bad press that is coming to him."

Mr. Lugoire responded to the statement by punching a makeup mirror in his trailer and being charged $120 dollars by Wringling Brothers, Inc.

"Mr. Lugoire has, in general, been a wonderful employee," noted a spokesman at Wringling Brothers, "But a few more outbursts like the one we saw the other day, and we'll be forced to terminate him."

Mr. Lugoire was briefly reached for comment, saying that he wished to put the incident behind him, and that he does not begrudge Ms. Fanning her fame or success, noting that "she's got a long road in front of her, and we'll see where she goes from here.  I for one know it's a long way down."

Then Mr. Lugoire ended the interview by walking out on stage and getting into a yellow polka-dot clown car followed by fifteen other clowns.


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Incredible Movie Idea #2

By: Kurt Metzger (C)
Submitted: May 15, 2006
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O.K., sit down.  This is going to be awesome.  It's a horror slash thriller slash kick-ass movie!

Dakota Fanning is a young girl who everyone thinks is disturbed.  She is being raised by a single parent named Greg Kinnear.  You totally know something is up, because she is always making weird, scary drawings on her sketch pad and scaring everyone by talking like grown folks.  Greg Kinnear is scared because she keeps talking about a monster that is coming to kill everyone in seven days.  Greg and Dakota go on a thrill ride of suspense for the next seven days trying to solve the mystery.  Also, they go to a scary old lighthouse.  At the end it turns out that there is no monster (thank god!) and Dakota is just getting her first period.

 


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Dakota Fanning

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Submitted: Jan 24, 2007
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Twelve-year-old actress Dakota Fanning is at the centre of a row over a new movie that depicts her being raped by a teenage boy. Suddenly Britney Spears is number two on the list of worst celebrity mother.

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Fashion Designer, Marc Jacobs, Chooses 12 year-old Dakota Fanning as Model For His New Ad Campaign

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Dec 15, 2006
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Jacobs quoted as saying, "Ever since we started treating eating disorders, it's getting harder and harder to find seventy-five-pound models."

 


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