President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.  

...president-elect barack obama has announced that he will honor george bush's accomplishments by putting his face on the $10 food stamp. 

Tax increase for people who make more than 250k.

Tax break for people who make less than 250k.

Full audit for Joe The Plumber.

Barack Obama will have a full plate when he takes office.  Not only does he have to fix the economy, he must also deal with the country's two major areas of conflict:  Iraq and the View.  

I just can't shake the feeling the only way I can make it now is in sports or entertainment. 

Richard Belzer reads from Barack Obama's inaugural address and George Carlin's FBI file.

Oprah will be give away free Cadillacs to everyone who attends Obama's inaguration party. (This will also help the economy)

Barack Obama's Kenyan family has announced that when Obama wins, they will sacrifice bulls, chickens and goats to honor the victory.

And we thought Jimmy Carter had some embarrassing relatives.

Upon hearing that Barack Obama won the American election, hundreds of would-be undocumented workers approaching the U.S. border turned around and headed back to Mexico. Indeed, Obama’s plans to bankrupt the country are secretly his solution to unchecked immigration.

The bad news is that Obama won. The good news? John McCain lost.