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The funniest Political jokes from this month last year:
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IOWA CITY, Iowa -- Former presidents are used to hecklers, but Monday may have been the first time one was interrupted by a robot.
Al Gore was escorted from the room without further incident.
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- "Chicks really piss me off. I put the whole thing together, and they'd rather sleep with the musicians."
- Live Earth organizer Al Gore.
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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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 By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.
Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."
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NEW YORK: Scientists say they have produced embryos that are clones of two men, a potential step toward developing scientifically valuable stem cells.
The Bill Clinton and Al Gore clone will be the first black-bionic, presidential candidate.
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Junk mail has really gotten out of hand in the holiday season. Not only do I throw away enough catalogs that probably were made using enough natural resources that would make Al Gore cry, but now families send me their yearly wrap up review in a letter! This is SUCH is woman thing. Oh I’m sexist? Then why do all of the guy spouses call and apologize for sending it? Fine you want a yearly review – here’s mine. Dear everyone who is really bored and slightly nosey, Another awesome year for Lenny Marcus kids. Lets see. ’06 started with a surprise right away - In January Lenny got his first hemorrhoid! Wow, that was a surprise! He thought he was dying. I mean it’s not every day you think a little man is growing out of your ass, no matter how many horror films you watch. Then in February Lenny had a date. I know crazy! Then in March, Lenny performed at the Aspen comedy festival. Memories include: Having great sets and nobody caring, a twenty seven hour trip back to New York, and a lot of snow. One of the heads of the festival did send me a fleece jacket though – SWEET! Could have used it when I was sleeping on the floor in the airport due to a blizzard the day I left after missing the last connecting flight out of Denver. Thanks United Airlines! In April Lenny went to Opening Day at Yankees stadium. He also decided not to observe Passover for the first time ever as the Matzoh bread will prevent proper bowel movements until June. The summer was awesome. Lenny had a great start to the softball season and the Gotham Monday team excelled to a 8-2 start. Then Lenny hurt his groin and cried after every game for a month. Lenny began writing and shooting films for Daily Comedy.com that nobody ever reads or watches. Lenny’s bitcom, Superstar Talent has been seen by over 3 people, and is a big hit with his sister! Fall, as always, is Lenny’s busy season – it began with the Yankees choking and ends with the Giants sucking. Highlights for the year include: He performed on 300+ shows and nobody knows who he is, another Letterman audition (getting closer stop asking), and he only paid $9 on his federal tax return. Lenny wishes you all joy and happiness (except Mel Gibson). Happy Holidays everyone.
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According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.
Realizing the hypocrisy of owning an SUV in the face of the success of “An Inconvenient Truth,” Al Gore finally discovers a compromise.
When he dislocated his right shoulder to pat himself on the back.
