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 By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.
Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."
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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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NEW YORK: Scientists say they have produced embryos that are clones of two men, a potential step toward developing scientifically valuable stem cells.
The Bill Clinton and Al Gore clone will be the first black-bionic, presidential candidate.
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IOWA CITY, Iowa -- Former presidents are used to hecklers, but Monday may have been the first time one was interrupted by a robot.
Al Gore was escorted from the room without further incident.
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 Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week.
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Al Gore’s son was arrested after police clocked him driving his Toyota Prius over a hundred miles per hour.
Over a hundred miles per hour. Can you believe it?
I didn’t think you could get a Toyota Prius over 50.
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 July 9 - July15
- "Chicks really piss me off. I put the whole thing together, and they'd rather sleep with the musicians."
- Live Earth organizer Al Gore.
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Al Gore's son busted for drugs in hybrid car
Al Gore III...was driving his environmentally friendly car [Toyota Prius] at about 100 miles per hour on a freeway south of Los Angeles...
A subsequent search yielded a small amount of marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall...It was not Gore's first brush with the law. He was arrested in 2003 for marijuana possession and in 2002 for suspected drunken-driving.
Though young Al could have caused a multi-fatality crash, at least he is keeping the weather safe for us all.
Separately, I spotted a Prius parked at a Wal-Mart. I didn't know what to make of it, but I was sure the person was breaking some kind of rule.
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 Astronomers announced they’ve discovered an Earthlike planet outside our solar system. We are now forced to ask ourselves, “Is there life there?” And more importantly… “How long until Al Gore tries to convince them their polar bears are drowning?”
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According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.
Realizing the hypocrisy of owning an SUV in the face of the success of “An Inconvenient Truth,” Al Gore finally discovers a compromise.
