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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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- "Chicks really piss me off. I put the whole thing together, and they'd rather sleep with the musicians."
- Live Earth organizer Al Gore.
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 Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week.
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 By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.
Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."
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Ford Motors announced tentative plans to make a car powered with hemp, an environmentally friendly fuel source also used to make marijuana. Said a Ford spokesman, “This is a car that both Al Gore and his son can be very proud of.”
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Al Gore’s son was arrested after police clocked him driving his Toyota Prius over a hundred miles per hour.
Over a hundred miles per hour. Can you believe it?
I didn’t think you could get a Toyota Prius over 50.
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 Former Vice President Al Gore and the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their work to raise awareness about global warming.
Hell has officially frozen (just don't tell Al)
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 Nobel laureate biologist Jim Watson apologized "unreservedly" Thursday for stating that black people were "not as intelligent as whites".
Fellow Nobel prize winner Al Gore was appalled by the comments because the committee that awarded him was all "stupid white people".
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 According to a new study women who gossip are much more likely to become anxious and depressed.
So I’m thinking these girls over at The View must be running around with more anti-depressants than Al Gore’s kid.
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 Al Gore’s son was arrested after he was caught with marijuana, Xanax, Vicodin, Valium and Adderall.
You know you're caught with alot of drugs when even Keith Richards says…”Wow.”
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According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.
