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The funniest Political jokes from this month last year:
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 Former Vice President Al Gore and the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their work to raise awareness about global warming.
Hell has officially frozen (just don't tell Al)
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 Al Gore was among the 2007 Nobel Prize winners who were invited in for a photo and some chatter with the president; Gore got the recognition for his work on global warming.
Al Gore is also a best-selling author and Academy Award winner. He will next star in his own TV show called "Three and a Half Men."
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NEW YORK: Scientists say they have produced embryos that are clones of two men, a potential step toward developing scientifically valuable stem cells.
The Bill Clinton and Al Gore clone will be the first black-bionic, presidential candidate.
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IOWA CITY, Iowa -- Former presidents are used to hecklers, but Monday may have been the first time one was interrupted by a robot.
Al Gore was escorted from the room without further incident.
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 As high priest of gaia (the earth goddess), Al Gore blames humanity; offers ritual sacrifice (of others) to appease angry volcano-god.
In other news, draft-Gore movement gains steam.
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Q - You turn on Fox News and find a lot of stuff that looks very, very wrong. You think it's a hallucination from living a crazy life as a young adult. George W. Bush is sitting amid a couple cases of old, but cold Billy Beer - now just empty trophies of another bout of drinking alone; a Fox News investigative team is trying to question the dead corpse of a very weird looking albino bigfoot creature lying on the White House lawn; Laura Bush is sneaking a Virginia Slims full flavor near a back door, standing and talking with some housekeepers; Dick Cheney is in the oval office overseeing an obscure sculptor creating the bust of Nicolò Machiavelli; John Edwards is conducting interviews with a line of Hooters Girls for the liberal left's latest "Rock-U-Mentory," El Groucho Moutho Bill Clinton is screaming at an elderly group sightseeing in the White House lobby; and Al Gore is conducting a weird autopsy on an amoeba, staring through an electron microscope holding a very small scalpel and a tiny set of cuticle scissors.
- What in the hell is the matter with this picture?
A. - Nothing - the overall scenario is perfectly normal for the times we're in.
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Exxon Mobil Corp. posted the largest annual profit by a U.S. company $40.6 billion on Friday as the world's biggest publicly traded oil company benefited from historic crude prices at the end of the year. In addition to benefiting from higher commodity prices,(PRICE GOUGING)the company said its results were evidence of a well-run,(POLITICALLY GREASED)globally diverse operation(OFF SHORE ACCOUNTS)that's investing billions(TAX BREAKS)to find more energy supplies.(SCREW AL GORE)
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