In his quest to help another automaker with his government intervention, Obama has a solution to Toyota’s sticking gas pedal problem…… He is raising all speed limits to 120 mph.

A 13-year-old quarterback has signed a letter of intent with USC. He would have made a statement, but his voice kept cracking.

If you ever want to know who loves you the most, between your wife and your dog, here is a sure fire way to find out:

Take them both for a ride in your car. Then, when you get to your destination, lock both of them in the trunk for an hour and see which one is happiest to see you when you come back.

Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.

   A man-friendly ad:  "Our ladies' pajamas are simply tops!" 

Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.

Danica Patrick was repeatedly bumped from the front, side and back at her first stockcar event. And that was before she even made it onto the track.


I had a falling out with my skydiving instructor.

Jersey Shore" dimwitted diva Snookie, again embarassing her teachers in Marlboro, NY by declaring New Jersey fighting for the "South" during the Civil War. Seems she was thrown off by the word "Civil".

...the U.S. military is going to provide aid to 50,000 Haitians at the Port-Au-Prince golf course.  With all the problems these people are having, who has time for golf ? 

A company planning to open the first hotel in space says it will be able to accept its first paying guests in 2012.  The hotel amenities will include high-end toiletries, a mini-bar, and a beautiful view of the Earth’s demise.