I'm really bad with women. I had to buy a blow up doll last week, as of today she' still a virgin. She has a tramp stamp that reads 'Made In China.' That's funny to me because she doesn't look Chinese, she looks surprised.

Reggie Bush has been accused of accepting illegal benefits while playing college football.  Bush’s biggest regret is that he didn’t record it, because he learned from his ex Kim Kardashian, that you make the most money off your mistakes if they are on video.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.sarahblodgettonline.com/

http://blog.sarahblodgettonline.com/

After a controversial ruling in Sunday’s race, IndyCar Driver Helio Castroneves is stripped of his win.  When NASCAR fans heard that a driver was stripped they were disappointed to learn it wasn’t Danica Patrick.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.sarahblodgettonline.com/

http://blog.sarahblodgettonline.com/

Men are being asked to keep their wives indoors until the golf tournament is over. 

There were so many doping accusations at the Tour de France, Amy Winehouse immediately began training for next year's event.

Apparently it gets lousy reception at KKK rallies.

Singer Rihanna is starring in film version of Battleship, based upon the board game.  Battleship is joining the ranks of other movies based on popular board games, such as Trouble, starring Lindsay Lohan, Operation, starring Heidi Montag, and Hungry Hungry Hippos, starring Kathy Bates, Kirstie Alley, and Gabourey Sidibe. 

Jeb Bush, brother of former President George W. Bush and son of former President George H. W. Bush, is now a Republican candidate for President himself. His campaign slogan?

"Jeb Bush: Because Sarah Palin isn't quite stupid enough."

 According to a study, North Dakota & Alaska have added the most jobs during the past 5 years in the U.S. ....The highest growth job in both states?—“Meth Chef.”

The least healthiest state for kids is Mississippi.  The good news is that Mississippi kids are so fat they are undesirable to teachers and priests.